Saturday, August 26, 2006
Thought of e day: hmmm..i cant tink of a heading..wadeva
our class is coming up wif a tcher's day performance----SING A SONG cum actions.
claps to me..we will look like kindergarden kids..juz bigger version of it. hahaha. n the song is "My love" another claps to me..hahaha..
i shall tok abt sumting funny. well sumting im stuck wif for 16 yrs n im so SICK of bein in tis state-----SHORTNESS. yea..im only a pathetic little 156.5cm specimen. HOW GREAT. i hate the digit 5 there. so DUMB. y cant it be a digit 6?? den it'll b PERFECT. AHHHH..10 cm more..tts impossible to achieve. let me elaborate on e disadvantages of bein short n those 160+ shall be really contented wif wad they hv n start rejoicing.
1. FATNESS ---- short means tt u hv a lesser surface area. which means the fats tt u eat in frm eg. fries, fried chicken, chocolates etc. will hv a smaller area to distribute. so u will look grow fatter easily as ur fats don hv much space to fill up. bt if u're tall, ur body surface area is naturally BIGGER n the same amt of fats eaten by a short person will hv more space to distribute ard n u wont lok fat easily. isnt it logical??? another way u can lok at it is tt u compress a 165cm girl till she is 156cm without cutting off the fat content in her body. wont she look fatter than b4??!?!??? all the fats will gather closer together n form a lump n it appears physically. get my pt?? tt sucks man.
2. HEELS---- short ppl's best fren. n one will look terribly SHORT wifout heels. so wearin flats makes me lok DARN IT short n tts irritating me out. ARGHH. if u're 165, u will lok good wif or wifout flats. tt means rejoice for u. more choices of shoes to wear n u don need to bear wif e pain lyk siao n can simply take it off if u lyk..but WE cant! heels is our lives.
3. CONCERTS and MOVIES---- we get blocked easily by the heads of other taller ppl..well most pple are taller than us so tt sucks again. no matter hw much u tried to tiptoe or sit extremely straight till u almost feel u dislocated ur back, there's still a part of ur view blocked-___-|||. u cant go n tap on the person's shoulder n say: "eh..can u move abit?" he/she will juz lok at u n give u the u-short-blame-who? look. ahh..
4. SHOPPING---- px n i ALWAYS experienced tis. we walked into a shop n spotted a beautiful top on a shelf. as we slowly made our way towards it..the rack seemed to get higher n higher up. den when we come under it, we realised tt it seemed lyk we cant reach it. hmmm..tts when its a dilemma. we wld always use our eyes to estimate whether its worth stretchin out our hands high n try n grab it but if it fails, its so embarassing seeing one grabbin the AIR. finally, we thought : "hmm..tink shld b able to reach la." so we plucked up our courage n risked our lives of being laughed at, we stretched STRAIGHT up. AHHH!!!! one more inch b4 our fingers touch the fabric.!!! tts infuriating -___-|| it'll b way too pai seh to put ur hand down n give a dejected lok tt u cant reach it. wad we can do is----JUMP/ tiptoe on ur heels. once, i rmb px was giving a slight jump wif her heels on tryin to get a top down for me cuz i wasnt wearin heels. after 3 to 4 jumps n occasional shrills of struggle, she managed to get it down bt also drawing much attention n we ended up face red ALL THE TIME. n we always curse under our breath y e hell shops put their stuff sooo high up !??! s'pore hv short pple u noe!!
5. CLOTHES---- ankle-length skirts is a NO NO NO for us. it makes us look lyk teapots. short n stout. tts y we enjoy wearin mini skirts so our legs lok longer. slightly below knee length skirts is kinda weird on us too. i don own a skirt below my knee for tt reason too. even my prom dress is above my knee. hahaha..but its kinda unqiue la..every1 is wearin long long one..so un-nice. okok side track. n JEANS. we always hv to fold/alter our jeans. eg. ZARA jeans are made for european ppl. they are probably 156.5cm when they r 12 yrs old n wont b expected to shop at e teens section bt instead the kids section. sooo..they wld naturally tink : "oh..no one will b tt short " bt here we all..SHORT..jeans too LONG..SAD..
ok end of sadness over shortness. hahaha.
hmmm..i wonder who reads my blog..?? hmm..mayb i shall consider nt to b so mushy...in case it brings abt nonsense frm nonsense ppl to him. hahaha. im so indirect. bt he says nvm..its ok wif him. PAI SEHHH.. can i still continue to call u baby on my BLOG?? hahaha. or issit better to be nt so public?? hahaha. aiya who cares..as long as we like..bLAH..hahha..
ok toodles!!! my eyes are dying..
im here to stay..so are you. baby i love u
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