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Friday, March 03, 2006

Thought of e day: a benevolent woman

My Fav Teacher: we had a fantastically cool pe teacher tis yr. we thought it wld more or less b no much of a diff to e previous one. to our surprise, she is soo much better. lyk really SO MUCH. *clap clap*. Relieved at e fact tt we get such a wonderful teacher, we almost jumped for joy when e bell rings to annouce tt it was once again the "PE Lesson". excitedly like litte children, we followed the leader to a mysterious place. a sense of forebodding diffused through the atmosphere n we were whisperin under our breath on whats coming our way. we trotted across e scorchin sun n headed towards our perfect destination for pe. An endless canal appeared in our sight.No matter hw hard i tried, i cldnt see e end of it clearly neither can sam, nt to mention yining whom was preoccupied with her unhappiness. ahaa. the dictator declared her command : "girls!! lets do warmups."

obeyin her order, we did no less than 10 star jumps, 40 push ups n 20 burpies, at last signin off wif 20 sit ups. tis were JUZ warmups. already panting lyk dogs, we staggered to gather near her. she hovered over us n spoke: "GIRLS!! u hv 18 mins to run 2 n 3/4 rounds ard e canal! time starts nw!" . Overwhelmed by e route we hv to take, we happily accepted e ran towards e target*wich happen to b e end of e canal bt was no where in sight*. oh my tian, hw nice she can b to give us a most appreciated exercise 1 day RIGHT b4 CT. perhaps she doesnt understand wad wld caused a class of 42 students to PRAISE her violently behind her back. well..here im to state clearly one eg of hw a teacher ends up in e "popular amongst students" category.

me n sam were delighted upon knowin tt 4 mins has passed n still no sign of e end of e canal. way COOLNESS!! hw big can tis canal get!! woo!! im so lokin forward in running 2 n 1/4 more! drenched by our sweat, we bathed under e merciless ball of fire tt shot its rays directly on my delicate skin. my face burnt n was flushed red with blood when i FINALLY made a turn for another 1 n 3/4 rounds. u can really get a nice good tan frm tis!! my face was FABULOUSLY charred even b4 i finished e 2nd round.i can totally understand hw the bread feels when its toasted.

my heart was in my mouth frm all tt vigorous pumping n my lungs drooped to my knees frm exhausion while i struggled to complete e final 3/4 round. puzzled by e SSUUPPERR SHOOOOORRTTTTT distance, i hv e urge to give miss oh-so-generous a BITE . she ought to give us 5 rounds man!!! its SOOOO much better!! her goal is to train us into olympic runners frm a grp of "unfit" monkeys rite!??!!? or m i wrong??

i reached e bloody finishin line wif my lungs vanishin into thin air cuz i can no longer feel its presence. my timin was 17 mins. sam fainted right after she crossed tt margin. she was gasping for air. every1 was seen huggin e ground n collapsin. i stil had some kinda energy in me to keep me consious for vision bt nt enough to walk without zigzagin as my jelly-liked legs can balance no longer.

she exclaimed unbelieveably "why are u guys so unfit huh??" our chairperson reminded her of sumting quite logically wich is wad had bothered us throughour our run. she told miss oh-so generous : "did we run in e wrong direction n ended up wif 1/2 a round more? or was 2 n 3/4 already more than 2.4km." my brain almost ejected itself out of my head. wow..thanks for e extra "bonus" round..we gladly appreciated it.

Shopping wif claire n sam: it was time for FREEEDOM!!! at least for a while. ate sushi tei n its damn gd. hahaa. n went heeren to shop n i bought 2 bracelets!!! its charm bracelets wif e charm stones n such..its soo beautiful!!! its only 12.90 each! cheap!! n i ate banana mania!! YUM YUM!! claire was rather amuzed at me aka fascinating specimen*accordin to ning* who fell in love wif a stinko ice cream. its SOOO nice!!! its smells extremely stinky tt it smells nice. hahaa. sam bought wang li hong's CD. i wanted SOO much to go into shops to tried clothes bt!!!! im in my dreaded sch uniform. SUCK. oh well..goin out tmr. sure i can find sum nice stuffs!!! YAY!! way to go!!

we r hvin a half day on mon cuz we made huge improvements in our sch's 2005 Os results
mr loh accepted our kind offer to swap monday's PE lessons for A maths as we r 3 chapters BEHIND TIME. well..a normal human being or even an animal or insect wif e least functioning brain will automatically agreed to tis BUUUTTTT unfortunately miss oh-so-generous aka alienish creature wif alienish tinkin mindset declined our poor mr loh wif a ridiculous n amusin excuse : "they r v unfit. they needed e lesson". i was totally freaked out by her reply. firstly, let me classify reasons 4 our class to stay moody 4 a long while:

1. PE is NOOTTT an o level subject n will NO MATTER WHAT NEVER EVER GOIN TO BE ON TIS EARTH counted for Os. so i don see a need in runnin endlessly ever since sch started n deprivin us frm our precious amaths lesson wich will OF CUZ N WILL ALWAYS FOREVER be counted in Os.

2. always bake us under e sun.

3. countless push ups n sit ups.

4. i juz dislike her face.

hahaha. ok.. tis post shall b a post on my "faV" teacher. nxt post shall b my awesome i-waited-for-a-decade shoppin trip!! its pissifyin n yet fun. check my blog soon!!! TATA

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